THE SPOILED UNDER-30 - 40 CROWD!!! If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!
THE SPOILED
UNDER-30 - 40 CROWD!!!
If you are 30 or older you
will think this is hilarious!!!!
When I was a kid, adults used to
bore me to tears
With their tedious diatribes about how hard things
were. When they were growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to
school every morning
Uphill...
barefoot..
BOTH ways
Yadda,
yadda, yadda
And I remember promising myself that when I grew
up,
There was no way in hell I was going to lay
A bunch of crap like that on
kids about how hard I had it
And how easy they've got
it!
But now that... I'm over the
ripe old age of
Thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the
youth of today.
You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to
my
Childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!
And I hate to say it but you
kids today you
Don't know how good you've got it!
I mean, when I
was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, We
had to go to the damn library and
Look it up ourselves, in the card
catalogue!!
There was no email!! We had
to actually write
Somebody a letter, with a pen!
.Then you had to walk all
the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like
a week to get there!
There were no MP3' s or Napsters! You wanted
to
Steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and
shoplift it yourself!
Or you had to wait around
all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ'd usually talk over the
beginning and @#*% it all up!
We didn't have fancy crap
like Call Waiting! If you
Were on the phone and somebody else called
they got a busy signal, that's it!
And we didn't have fancy Caller
ID either!
When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be
your school,
Your mom, your boss, your Bookie, a
collections agent, you
Just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and
take your chances, mister!
We didn't have any fancy Sony
Playstation video
Games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the
Atari 2600! With games
Like 'Space Invaders' and 'asteroids'. Your guy
was a little square! You
Actually had to use your imagination!! And
there were no multiple levels or
Screens, it was just one
screen...Forever!
And you could never win. The game just kept
getting
Harder and harder and
Faster and faster until you died!
Just like LIFE!
You had to use a Little book called a TV Guide
to find out what was
On! You were screwed when it Came to channel
surfing! You had to get off
Your ass and walk over to the TV to change
the Channel and there was no
Cartoon Network either! You could only get
cartoons
On Saturday Morning. Do you Hear what I'm saying!?! We had to
wait ALL WEEK
For cartoons, you spoiled
And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to
heat
Something up we had to use the stove ... Imagine that!
That's exactly what I'm
talking about! You kids
Today have got it too easy.
You're spoiled.
You guys wouldn't have lasted
Five minutes back in
1980!
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